It was a rather strange sensation

When they told me I’m too old

To pose for the new swimsuit edition

Just forget about the centerfold

I tried to make them understand

That chunky is the new design

They just laughed, shooed me away

So I decided to fix them, fine

I sneaked my way into the place

Where the photos come together

Replaced them with my friendly face

Even dressed myself in leather

Imagine how surprised they were

When the issues hit the stands

Instead of a perfect picture

What they got, they hadn’t planned

Still, the magazines sold like hot cakes

They couldn’t keep them on the shelf

But I’ll tell you a little secret

I bought them all myself

Writing Prompt – Centerfold Sensations – Day 22/31

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