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It was a rather strange sensation
When they told me I’m too old
To pose for the new swimsuit edition
Just forget about the centerfold
I tried to make them understand
That chunky is the new design
They just laughed, shooed me away
So I decided to fix them, fine
I sneaked my way into the place
Where the photos come together
Replaced them with my friendly face
Even dressed myself in leather
Imagine how surprised they were
When the issues hit the stands
Instead of a perfect picture
What they got, they hadn’t planned
Still, the magazines sold like hot cakes
They couldn’t keep them on the shelf
But I’ll tell you a little secret
I bought them all myself
Writing Prompt – Centerfold Sensations – Day 22/31
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Oh too funny! 😉
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This was a fun one! I have to admit, I’m stuck on tomorrow’s lol
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Are you? Make it whimsical… I think that’s the key. 😉
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I planned on it, but you combined two characters LOL
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Lol… I can’t wait to see what you come up with. 😉
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I take no credit for what I came up with…exhaustion took over from the start lmao
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Lol… Oh gosh… now this I have got to see. I have yet to write mine. 😉
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Hop to it, M!! I’m waiting lol
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Lol… Alright, I’ll get right on it! 😉
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Great fun
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Thanks so much, Derrick 🙂
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I like this one!
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Thank you very much! 🙂
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🙂
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Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™.
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Thanks so much, my friend! 🙂
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Ha, that is funny and interesting.
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Too old. That is agist. If you look good why not. 😞
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This is awesome! Made me smile 😃💛
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Thanks so much, Walt. I had fun with this one lol 🙂 ❤
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