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This is might be a good one after we all stuffed ourselves yesterday. LOL
Digging in to all that junk food
His stomach raged a war with him
It was in an extremely bad mood
Burgers and dogs, fries, and corn
Into his mouth, he kept stuffing
Barely able to catch his breath
Found himself huffing, and puffing
Next came the soda, bubbles galore
Down the hatch, in one mighty swig
Not sure how much more could fit
His stomach was growing quite big
Then, there it was, a horrendous sound
Could’ve frightened the neighbors away
A gurgling, like no one has ever heard
Someone asked him if he was okay
But, it happened again, this time he blew
Such flatulence, would likely power a jet
We couldn’t help but laugh at the poor guy
But admit it, you would laugh, too, I bet
July Writing Prompts – Battling borborygmus – Day 5/31
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Clever and hilarious, the blue flame of happiness – do not strike a match 🙂
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I think that’s funnier than the word!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Lol, stay safe 🙂
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You too! 🙂
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🙂
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Haha, very funny. Seems you enjoyed yesterday well to tell from the inspired poem, Dorinda!
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LOL. Actually we didn’t celebrate at all. We just did our normal things. Hubby enjoyed the day off. 😊
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That’s the best thing to do!
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Exactly! 🙂
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😀
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hehe 😀
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What a time he had… what a terrific prompt word… what a great job YOU did!
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Thank YOU! I think Michelle and I are still laughing over this one! lol
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Yes we are! 😂
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I wish I could have taken a video of Alyssa’s face when I told her which one she picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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