Author’s Note: I blame my muse for this one, written at 3:30AM. She has been a bit wild lately and definitely needs a good talking to.
Ever wonder the probable cause?
Why women deal with menopause?
Listen closely, yes, come near
Something every man should hear
You’re the reason, for the rage
That we go through, as we age
M.E.N., make no mistake
You give us such a belly ache
Our hormones are so out of whack
There’s even trouble in the sack
Where once the romance was so true
These hot flashes are not meant for you
Forget the gym, no need to sweat
Nighttime leaves us soaking wet
To all the guys who love us so
There’s one more thing that you should know
These changes? Yes, we must endure
For science cannot find a cure
So, expect these rants, again and again
Seems our problems all begin with MEN!
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