Category Archives: June Writing

Empty Rolls ~ #JuneWriting #poetry #whimsical

05 Tuesday Jun 2018

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Here we go, when will it stop?
Yet, another dastardly caper

Seems someone has once again
Run off with the tissue paper

Empty rolls now fill the stall
Better check before you sit

Cause you know what comes next
You’ll be cursin’, quite a bit

The only suggestion to give you
Is always carry a roll in your purse

You’ll never be, without necessity
Keeps from making a bad moment worse

Always be prepared, you never know
Do it now, no, don’t you delay!

One guarantee, take it from me
It’ll surely keep the flies away!

 

 

June Writing Prompt – Tissue Paper Troubles – Day 5/30

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Sour Drop Dreams ~ #JuneWriting #poetry

04 Monday Jun 2018

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Sour drop dreams, sweetened, like candy

Made Charlotte feel, just a little bit randy

Naughty was she, but oh what a treat!

She’d pucker her lips, though, quite indiscreet

Only the corner store, could satisfy her urge

A delicious stock boy, on which she would splurge

Forget about candy, it really wasn’t her thing

She got what she wanted, from her sweet little fling

 

 

June Writing Prompt – Sour Drop Dreams – Day 4/30

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Hornswoggling Hellos ~ #JuneWriting #poetry

03 Sunday Jun 2018

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He was so very deceptive, in a beguiling way

Romanced the ladies, a little game he would play

Word got around, about this hornswoggling dude

Women would talk, called him names, oh so rude

But he didn’t care, he continued to schmooze

Plates of lobster and steak, and plenty of booze

All he needed to do was say hello, wink, and smile

Flash his Rolex, and gold chains, but after awhile

This no longer worked, and he didn’t know why

Seems the gals had caught on, to this cheating guy

 

 

June Writing Prompt – Hornswoggling Hellos – Day 3/30

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Callipygian Curves ~ #JuneWriting #limerick

02 Saturday Jun 2018

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Whenever she strutted her buttocks

The men became flustered, such lummox

She’d walk by, dressed in lace

With a smile on her face

Sassy was she, sweet Miss Ruddocks

 

 

June Writing Prompt – Callipygian curves – Day 2/30

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A Sprinkle of Balderdash ~ #JuneWriting #poetry

01 Friday Jun 2018

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It was senseless to think she could write

Whilst sitting there, waiting, for morning light

Perhaps the dark, would suit her much better

Not knowing which phrase, or word, or letter

Was gracing the page, such nonsense, she thought

I shouldn’t be writing, I’ll never be bought

But she let the ink fly, even though it was trash

Twas her little sprinkle of balderdash

 

June Writing – A Sprinkle of Balderdash – Day 1/30

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