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Stuck – #limerick #poetry

08 Friday Feb 2019

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It’s Friday and I’m feeling a bit silly. Though traditional limericks are often quite lewd & dirty, I decided this was dirty enough for me 😉


I once knew a guy, down on his luck

Whose feet got caught in mire and muck

Though he tried to break free

It was not meant to be

And so there he remained, rather stuck

 

Have a great weekend, everyone!!!!   ❤

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Winter Blues ~ #poetry #WOTD #FOWC

05 Saturday Jan 2019

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Through a wall of snow, I am sawing

Praying for an early spring thawing

Winter blues have me down

All I can do is frown

Teeth chatter, must be from the gnawing

 

Word of the Day – Thawing
FOWC with Fandango – Wall

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Messy Bessie – #NovemberWriting #limerick

26 Monday Nov 2018

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There was a young woman named Bessie

Whose habits were often quite messy

No matter what she ate

From the table or plate

Most wound up all over her dressy

 

November Writing Prompt – Pulpy snafus – Day 26/30

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Greasy, Grimy Chauffeur Guts – #OctoberWriting #OctPoWriMo #poetry

25 Thursday Oct 2018

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One problem with mummy man, Lucas
His car, always covered in mucus
Globs of green, all around
Left his mark, quite profound
The town stayed away from this doofus

Didn’t care what everyone did think
All that greasy green sludge, what a stink!
He would throw all this slime
Police named it a crime
Then threw Lucas away, in the brink!

Never saw him again, around town
This chauffeur, now in jail, with a frown
Became quickly unglued
Tense, with disquietude
Poor Lucas, now a pile, on the ground

 

October Writing Prompt – Greasy, grimy chauffeur guts – Day 25/31
OctPoWriMo

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Pesky Perversions – #limerick #poetry #SeptemberWriting

15 Saturday Sep 2018

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He had quite a fetish for her feet

Every night, she gave him a treat

He would start at her toes

And with passionate throes

Wind up where he should not, sneaky Pete

 

September Writing Prompt – Pesky perversions – Day 15/30

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