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Night Owl Poetry – Dorinda Duclos

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Night Owl Poetry – Dorinda Duclos

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Santa’s Elves ~ #silly #Christmas #poetry

16 Sunday Dec 2018

Posted by Dorinda Duclos in Holiday, Poetry

≈ 21 Comments

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#poetry, bells, Christmas, cursing, dorindaduclos.com, elves, holiday, Jingle Bells, Night Owl Poetry, noise, poems, silly, sleigh, snow, whimsical, whimsy, Winter, writing

**I have posted this for the past two years (making this year 3) and decided to make it a Christmas tradition on my blog. It was first written after a serious bought of insomnia, so I blame that…still.**

Please read this to the tune of “Jingle Bells”

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Falling in the snow
One winter, cold and gray
Over drifts we go
Cursing all the way

No bells will toll for us
Noise is not our thing
Let us be, or you shall see
What happens when you sing

Ooooh, what the hell?!, we all fell
Out of Santa’s sleigh
We don’t know where we should go
This Christmas holiday

Oooooh, here we go, to and fro
We think this is the way
Through the woods, up to no good
This Christ-mas hol-i-daaaaaayyyy!!

Ho Ho!

 

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Santa’s Elves ~ #silly #poetry

23 Friday Dec 2016

Posted by Dorinda Duclos in Poems, Poetry

≈ 21 Comments

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#poetry, bells, Christmas, Christmas parody, dorindaduclos.com, elves, holiday, Jingle Bells, Night Owl Poetry, poems, santa, singing, snow, Winter

I apologize if this offends anyone. I was “punch drunk” from a very serious lack of sleep, and this is what happens when the Sandman doesn’t visit 🙂

Please read this to the tune of “Jingle Bells”
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Falling in the snow
One winter, cold and gray
Over drifts we go
Cursing all the way

No bells will toll for us
Noise is not our thing
Let us be, or you shall see
What happens when you sing

Ooooh, what the hell?!, we all fell
Out of Santa’s sleigh
We don’t know where we should go
This Christmas holiday

Oooooh, here we go, to and fro
We think this is the way
Through the woods, up to no good
This Christ-mas hol-i-daaaaaayyyy!!

Ho Ho!

 

©2016 Dorinda Duclos All Rights Reserved
Photo via Pixabay CC0

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