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Here we go, when will it stop?
Yet, another dastardly caper
Seems someone has once again
Run off with the tissue paper
Empty rolls now fill the stall
Better check before you sit
Cause you know what comes next
You’ll be cursin’, quite a bit
The only suggestion to give you
Is always carry a roll in your purse
You’ll never be, without necessity
Keeps from making a bad moment worse
Always be prepared, you never know
Do it now, no, don’t you delay!
One guarantee, take it from me
It’ll surely keep the flies away!
June Writing Prompt – Tissue Paper Troubles – Day 5/30
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thereluctantpoet said:
Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet and commented:
Come and laugh at Dorinda’s – EMPTY ROLLS – written from the writing prompt – Tissue Paper Troubles
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thanks for sharing, my friend! Glad you had a good “Chuck”le 😉
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thereluctantpoet said:
Really delightful post! Very helpful advice! LOL!
xoxo
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Always be prepared 😉 xoxo
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WaltPage said:
Ewww… lol. ☺❤
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Dorinda Duclos said:
I know, right! LOL
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WaltPage said:
Gross and grosser! lol
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Hey, keep it clean and nothing can go wrong lol
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D. Wallace Peach said:
Ha ha ha. My purse isn’t big enough for a roll, but a few sheets in a baggy isn’t a bad idea! Cute poem. 😀
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Dorinda Duclos said:
My hubby is a true camper/boy scout. No matter where we go, his pack has a roll or two. Always cracks me up. Thanks, D!
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D. Wallace Peach said:
😀
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thelonelyauthorblog said:
Hysterical.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Always need to throw something silly in there every now and again 😉
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