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She knew something was up
When he didn’t come for dinner
She even prepared his favorite sauce
He always told her, it was a winner
She tried not to think of the worst
Maybe he got stuck at work
More like he was out, with some floozy
That husband of hers, what a jerk!
She decided to teach him a lesson
In fact, she made it her only mission
When he came in, she smelled perfume
And knew then, it wasn’t a suspicion
He tried to explain where he had been
But she wasn’t buying it, not one bit
Took her saucepan off the stove top
And gave him a great big hit
On top of his head, with a thud
He landed, flat on his back
Maybe next time, he’ll think twice
Before he spends time in another sack
September Writing Prompt – Saucy Suspicions – Day 6/30
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Walt Page, The Tennessee Poet said:
What a shame, considering he was shopping for the perfume as an anniversary gift. So sad.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
I think not. Nice cover though lol
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Walt Page, The Tennessee Poet said:
Worth a shot, lol!
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Tom's Nature-up-close Photography and Mindfulness Blog said:
🙂 Unfortunately, i have a brother-in-law who should be dead from saucepan hits. His so-called wife remains very loyal to him (which is sadly ironic).
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Oh wow…shame on both of them!!
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~M said:
LMAO!!! 🤣
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Dorinda Duclos said:
It was one of those poetry days 😂🤣
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~M said:
It seems to be a recurring theme for me this month. Lol… 😂
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Dorinda Duclos said:
I noticed lol
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~M said:
Lol…. I think I’ve been watching too much Bachelor in Paradise. 😂
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Dorinda Duclos said:
😂🤣😂
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Riverside Peace said:
🦋 I hope this fictional because I laughed so much I snorted. 😅🤣
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Dorinda Duclos said:
😂 Yes, fictional for me. Not sure about anyone else!! Thank you!!
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innervoice28 said:
This was really captivating to read
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you 😊
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