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They were Santa’s naughty secret
Ones he kept from Mrs. Claus
Imagine what the elves would think
If they knew about his flaws
How Santa loved the ladies
Each place he stopped had more
Swayed and seduced, how could he!
Surely the Mrs. would be sore
If she were to find out exactly
What the jolly old man did at night
Now Santa’s on her naughty list
And she’s the one out of sight
So remember when you hear the sound
Of jingle bells in the sky
It’s not Kris Kringle in the sled
But Mrs. Claus, just swinging by
Writing Prompt – Swayed and Seduced – Day 10/31
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With that many women Santa must be sore too! Ho Ho Ho!
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Ha Ha Ha!!!
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I knew the list of men with sexual assaults would grow. Nasty, Naughty Santa lol
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Haha! I couldn’t resist. Poor Santa 😉
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It was good. Gave the rest a run for their money lol
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Ha, can you imagine LOL Thanks, Joseph!
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I’m all about imagination lol You’re welcome
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Oh no you didn’t, lol!
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Oh yes, I did! Lol
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She sure did, lol!
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Ha this is awesome, and hilarious. Saint Nick is sick.
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Poor Santa lol Thank you!! 🙂
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Like it. 😂
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Thank you!! 🙂
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You are Welcome. ☺
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