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They were Santa’s naughty secret
Ones he kept from Mrs. Claus
Imagine what the elves would think
If they knew about his flaws
How Santa loved the ladies
Each place he stopped had more
Swayed and seduced, how could he!
Surely the Mrs. would be sore
If she were to find out exactly
What the jolly old man did at night
Now Santa’s on her naughty list
And she’s the one out of sight
So remember when you hear the sound
Of jingle bells in the sky
It’s not Kris Kringle in the sled
But Mrs. Claus, just swinging by
Writing Prompt – Swayed and Seduced – Day 10/31
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Phil Taylor said:
😂
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Dorinda Duclos said:
😉
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you very much! ❤
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WaltPage said:
With that many women Santa must be sore too! Ho Ho Ho!
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Ha Ha Ha!!!
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thespiritkeeper said:
I knew the list of men with sexual assaults would grow. Nasty, Naughty Santa lol
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Haha! I couldn’t resist. Poor Santa 😉
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thespiritkeeper said:
It was good. Gave the rest a run for their money lol
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Ha, can you imagine LOL Thanks, Joseph!
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thespiritkeeper said:
I’m all about imagination lol You’re welcome
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Francine said:
Oh no you didn’t, lol!
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Oh yes, I did! Lol
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WaltPage said:
She sure did, lol!
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Joseph Emerson said:
Ha this is awesome, and hilarious. Saint Nick is sick.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Poor Santa lol Thank you!! 🙂
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Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said:
Like it. 😂
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you!! 🙂
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Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said:
You are Welcome. ☺
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