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This will be my third time, yes
Count them, one, two, three
That I am asking you to fix
The problems that we see
The reader’s still a mess
Now the stats are jumbled, too
Maintenance comes at awkward times
So what are we to do?
Friends are disappearing
Yes, it’s really quite insane
To have to seek them out once more
And follow them again
Likes become unlikings
And our visitors, absentee
Spam is taking over
Where the comments used to be
We really love you dearly
We know you love us, too
So kindly straighten up the site
Before we bid adieu
See, we’re the ones who make you rock
But your changes really suck
Just make the bad ones go away
Before we don’t give a….
……….hoot
©2016 Dorinda Duclos All Rights Reserved
Vicki said:
your poem is very well written. I wish I had read this before I deleted my old Living On Vancouver Island blog because all the posts save for two and all the widgets had disappeared from the blog.. didn’t know that there were other problems..
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Dorinda Duclos said:
I wondered what happened to you!! Did you contact WP and ask them to fix it? The changes they make are more trouble then they’re worth
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Vicki said:
no I didn’t, when I saw that nearly everything was gone I was so distraught that I just deleted it. It didn’t occur to me that it could be fixed because it happened so fast.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
What a shame 😦 I wish they’d stop already with whatever changes they’re making or going to make.
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thelonelyauthorblog said:
Bravo. I am still new to blogging, but these problems are quite frustrating. There are people I follow faithfully, now I never find them in reader and I don’t receive the email confirmations. How can we truly follow our friends??? Loved the end of the piece.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
This has been going on for far too long, and there is no reason for it. They need to stop tinkering and just let us be 🙂 Thanks for reading. Have a great day, Andrew!
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thelonelyauthorblog said:
You are right. Stop the tinkering. At least resolve the problems first. Good post. Have a great day.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thanks! 🙂
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Erika Kind said:
Great you are reminding them at times…. still the old issues!
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Dorinda Duclos said:
You have to wonder why they bragged about the “new” WordPress when all the old problems still exist AND now we have more!
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Erika Kind said:
That is the problem when problems are not solved before the add or change stuff.
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hooklineandinkwell said:
Brilliant, Dorinda 🙂 Here! Here!
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you, kind sir! 🙂
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hooklineandinkwell said:
You are welcome 🙂
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thespiritkeepers said:
Ha ha ha Love the ending clever. Another problem I just noticed don’t know how long it has been there but I lost a number of people recently. When they like your comment and it comes into your email I used to go by the comments on the main page of your site. There are three icons there pencil, gravatar and comments. I used to go by the comments. By serendipity this week I clicked on comments in the email. I was quite surprised to find a reply to my comment that does not appear in my comments on the main page of my site. Who know how long this has been going on. Be well. Humorous poem.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
I touched on that with the comment part. Everything is so messed up. I have no idea what they’re doing, and I’m guessing they don’t either. Thanks!! 🙂
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thespiritkeepers said:
🙂 They should put out notification if there is a problem like this.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
And admit they messed up? If you go back to my other two poems about this, you’ll see how long this has actually been going on
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Family to the 5 Power! said:
Too funny! 🙂
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Dorinda Duclos said:
It’s true! They’re not listening!! lol
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Laine Anne Jensen said:
Do I ever relate to this. Hope the issues will be worked out soon.
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Dorinda Duclos said:
We’re all screaming but they’re not listening!! Hope they do soon. Thanks for reading and following. Heading over to your blog now 🙂
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Morgan said:
LOVE this sista! 🙂 Hoot Hoot!
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you!! 😀
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Paul F. Lenzi said:
whistling and cheering here – bravo
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Dorinda Duclos said:
Thank you, Paul! I was inspired by your post about the reader. This mess has been going on for much too long!!
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